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With the coming of the 4th season of Game of Thrones, I’ve decided it’s time to give my opinion on the series.

Based on the book of the same name written by George R.R. Martin, the series has stayed true to the novels and depicts the lands of Westeros really well. The first season’s main plot, follows Eddard Stark (played by the very talented, Sean Bean), a nobleman who controls the North of the continent and his quest to uncover a devious plot within the noble court of the realm. With a Ludacris amount of sub plots, constantly twisting and turning, it would be impossible for me to even attempt to write it down. A little warning for those of you too used to the norm, don’t expect Hollywood endings.

The story is filled with plots to kill the king, uprisings, love interests, a demonic occurrence and many more juicy events. The acting is really good and keeps the audience captivated, itching to watch the next episode. There’s an enormous cast however character development is fairly deep and progressive. The world is rich with blood and sex, so this series is definitely for children or early teens.

By far one of the best TV Series I’ve ever seen which in all honesty stays true to the book and does it justice. If you’re a fan of George R.R. Martin, you will enjoy this. I’d also like to point out that the season ends on both a massive cliff-hanger as well as a dramatic surprise. I CAN’T WAIT FOR the next season!!!

Acting – 4.5/5 (by far the best acting I’ve seen on TV)

Plot – 4/5 (does not differ from the book at all hence why it’s 4 not 5.)

Enjoyability – 5/5

Overall – 4.5/5 – Season one Trailer


Army of Darkness (1992) is the direct sequel to my previously reviewed film….. The Evil Dead II.

Starring none other than the big boy of B-Movie badassness… Bruce Campbell (I enjoyed the sound of all those b’s). Ash (Bruce’s character) is catapulted from the present right into the medieval era, where the book of the dead has, yet again, been unleashed (obviously by Bruce….). He quickly becomes the hero to these people and amply shows off his boom stick. (his gun you perverts… I know what you were thinking!!). To cut a long story short, Bruce must save the country from the blight of the undead in order to be sent back home.

This movie has got quite a few hilarious moments. The terribly bad jokes and puns are just sooo bad, they’re hilarious!!. Still as gory as ever, if you liked the Evil Dead II, you’re definitely in for a treat. By far one of Bruce Campbell’s better films but not quite as funny as it’s prequel.

The only problem I have with this movie are the sub-characters. The one or two there are we don’t really get to know and in all honesty, we don’t really get to care much about. Beneath the skull splitting monster-killing action, there are a few sub-plots, however they’re quite basic (probably due to the fact that in the end, this is a B-Movie).

Acting – 4/5 (BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!!)

Plot – 3/5

Enjoyability – 4/5

Overall – 3.5/5 – Trailer

If you listen closely you can hear the growls of the upset man-beast, Schwarzenegger, ready to charge at his prey. ‘I’ll be back damn it!! CONAN THE BARBARIAN IS MINE!!’ This, of course, before monster has actually watched the film. After, all we can hear are the weepy sounds of an upset twelve year old schoolgirl.

So where did it all go wrong? Well let’s start with the story. Conan’s tribe is destroyed by an evil tyrant warlord who is looking for a mask which could resurrect his wife (an evil sorceress with the power to make him a god), brutally killing Conan’s father before his very eyes. That’s it… The main characters are then introduced and there is virtually no character development throughout the entire production and unlike the original Conan films, there are no real sidekicks!!! The rest of the movie is spent with Conan skipping ‘Tra-lala-lala’ through the land randomly saving a girl and killing brainless idiots.

This film had high expectations, yet belly flopped and drowned under a pile of S***. It’s an insult to the (badly made but now cult classic) first two Conan films (1982 and 1984) which starred his highness, Mr. Universe (Arnold Schwarzenegger). Replacing him with a younger Jason Momoa (from Game of Thrones), might not have been a mistake, as he should have fit the part quite well. The rest of the cast starred Ron Pearlman (Hellboy), Stephen Lang, Rachel Nichols and to my horror…. Rose McGowan (why…..just….why….), which in all honestly sounds like, MOSTLY, a solid cast.

Stephen Lang, the villain, has one layer and is as terrifying as a Polly Pocket’s pink princess castle (actually that sound’s scary to me but you get my drift) and Rose McGowan’s acting is a bit like watching the Tele-Tubbies….pure torture. The music is quite bad and doesn’t help set the scene. I believe the best word to describe it is, cheesy.

I’ll only recommend watching this film if you’re bored but be warned, it could honestly ruin the Conan franchise for you.

Acting – 2/5 (should have been 5/5 but they really screwed up)

Plot – 1/5

Enjoyability – 2/5

Overall – 2/5 (what a disappointment) – official trailer